“This is the morning that we burnt a cardboard hat”

“Max Bialystock: I'm wearing a cardboard belt!”

“A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.”

“We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!”

“Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.”

“No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!”

“I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboard box.”

“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”

“It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?”

“We raise our hats to the strange phenomena.
Soul-birds of a feather flock together.”