“When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?"”

— Miguel de Cervantes

there is no answer to be made.
Source: Don Quixote de la Mancha (1605–1615), Part II (1615), Book III, Ch. 43.

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Spanish novelist, poet, and playwright 1547–1616

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