“I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."”

“God, I'm in the same studio as de Burgh! He may have stood right where I'm standing now… and just thought his mad thoughts. Like "I am brilliant."”

“Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.”

“I promise you, I will not be taking very long vacations, if I take them at all. There's no time for vacations. We're not going to be big on vacations.”

“When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.”

“The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.”

“But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation”

“I stood asking news of the ruins concerning their lovely habitants;
but what avail my questions to dreary rocks, who answer them only by their echo?”

“I stood still, a prey to a thousand thoughts, stifled in the robe of the evening.”

“The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me.”