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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

Chuck Klosterman

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto is a book written by Chuck Klosterman, first published by Scribner in 2003. It is a collection of eighteen comedic essays on popular culture.

“Because when push comes to shove, we really don't want to have sex with our friends… unless they're sexy. And sometimes we do want to have sex with our blackhearted, soul-sucking enemies… assuming they're sexy.”

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“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”

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“The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality”

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“The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive.”

Chuck Klosterman book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

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“Important things are inevitably cliché.”

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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)
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“Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they likeof music.”

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“Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.”

Chuck Klosterman book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

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“Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.”

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“Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?”

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“Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what I am no longer not saying to you? If so—congratulations! Prepare to have sex constantly.”

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“Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.”

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“The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me.”

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“Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.”

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“In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.”

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“Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.”

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“I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.”

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