“Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

“People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.”

“I get all my hair products at PetCo. (Jay's hair is long, curly, and quite messy)”

“GAVRAS: I’d love to have his hair. He has very good curly, shiny hair.”

“I'm a very outgoing person. I'm always happy, I'm one of those people who are always smiling. If somebody described me to somebody else, they'd say the kid with the curly hair with the big smile on his face. I get along with everybody.”

“Most people just don’t want to accept the reality of incompatibility. But refusing to accept incompatibility will lead you straight down the road to relationship hell.”

“All manipulation is just the fear of going straight for what a person wants and needs.”

“People know what they want because they know what other people want.”

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”

“What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement.”