“I kidnap children from bathrooms
I eat the children for breakfast
They were so young
Yum Yum Yum”

“Pretend to be friendly. Eat with them. Laugh with them. When they are sated and trust you, attack them, kill all their men and kidnap their women and children!”

“To start with there was Shora. Shora was a fishing village in Holland. It lay on the shore of the North Sea in Friesland, tight against the dike. Maybe that was why it was called Shora. It had some houses and a church and tower. In five of those houses lived the six school children of Shora, so that is important. There were a few more houses, but in those houses lived no children— just old people. They were, well, just old people, so they weren't too important. There were more children, too, but young children, toddlers, not school children— so that is not so important either.”

“I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.”

“We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.”

“I always knew children were anti-social. But the children of the West Side - they're savage.”

“The thing I enjoyed most were visits from children. They did not want public office.”

“I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.”

“They say that God protects drunks and children. I would add young morons to that list.”

“Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.”