“Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.”

“The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.”

“Tourism is an ugly business, it’s not fit work for human beings. It’s hosting parasites.”

“No woman ever hates a man
for being in love with her;
but mainly a woman hates a
man for being her friend.”

“Being forced into early retirement can be to a man what being "given up for a younger woman" is for a woman.”

“He was ugly, himself. Weird-ugly. But ugliness in a man doesn't matter, much. Ugliness in a woman is her life.”

“Being a woman, you have to work extra hard to prove yourself — even more than a man. Some men might not like that, but that's the way it is. Work hard, be strong and don't let anything deter you. I've done it. You can do it, too.”

“Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single. That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man.”

“The thing that's between us is fascination, and the fascination resides in our being alike. Whether you're a man or a woman, the fascination resides in finding out that we're alike.”

“(Woman in office) Help, I am a rich woman being kept prisoner in a working woman's body.”