
“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
Source: Time Enough for Love
Teaching the Pig to Dance
“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
Source: Time Enough for Love
“Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute.”
Thom Merrilin
(15 January 1990)
AronRa vs Ray Comfort (September 17th, 2012), Radio Paul's Radio Rants
“To teach fools like you to stop wasting their time worshiping Masters.”
Source: One Minute Nonsense (1992), p. 127
Context: A disciple, in his reverence for the Master, looked upon him as God incarnate.
"Tell me, O Master," he said, "why you have come into this world."
"To teach fools like you to stop wasting their time worshiping Masters."
“A drunkard is like a pig. The poor pig, however, is helpful. The drunk is worse and useless.”
Tripadis
“I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. … You get dirty and besides the pig likes it.”
Initially attributed to Cyrus S. Ching in Time, Vol. 56 (1950), p. 21.
Misattributed
Variant: Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
“It’s so messy bleeding like a pig.”
A Murder is Announced (1950)