
“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
"Reginald on the Academy"
Reginald (1904)
“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“If I die prematurely, at any rate I shall be saved from being bored by my own success.”
Compensation
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part X - The Position of a HomoUnius Libri
“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.”
Variant: When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.
Source: Atlas Shrugged
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
in an interview, Sept. 1939; as quoted in Morandi 1894 – 1964, ed: M. C. Bandera & R. Miracco, Museo d'Arte Moderna di Bologna, 2008; p. 44
1925 - 1945
More Than Just Comfort: An Answer to Cancer (c. 1979)
“Let me die in my footsteps before I go under the ground.”
Song lyrics, The Bootleg Series Volumes 1-3 (Rare & Unreleased) 1961-1991 (1991), Let Me Die In My Footsteps (recorded 1962)
“If you’re really going to die on me, you could at least rub my neck before you go.”
Source: Synners (1991), Chapter 1 (p. 2)