“If you have to dry the dishes
(Such an awful boring chore)
If you have to dry the dishes
('Stead of going to the store)
If you have to dry the dishes
And you drop one on the floor
Maybe they won't let you
Dry the dishes anymore”

— Shel Silverstein , book A Light in the Attic

A Light in the Attic

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American poet, cartoonist, and children's writer 1930–1999

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