“You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best… you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.”

—  Doug Stanhope

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

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American stand-up comedian, actor, and author 1967

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