“The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.”
Douglas Adams book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Becoming Intimate with the Bohemians, New York Morning Telegraph Sunday Magazine (19 November 1916)
“The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.”
Douglas Adams book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“… Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.”
Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books
Source: Artemis Fowl Boxed Set, Bks 1-5
“Everyone has his own philosophy that doesn't hold good for anybody else.”
Kóbó Abe book The Woman in the Dunes
Source: The Woman in the Dunes
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
Dave Barry (1947) American writer
Nonfiction, Dave Barry Turns 50 (1998)
“The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.”
Robert Morley (1908–1992) English actor
The Observer (20 April 1958), as quoted in "Death of Baron De Kalb" https://books.google.com/books?id=k2QAAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA234&lpg=PA234&dq=%22I+thank+you+sir+for+your+generous+sympathy,+but+I+die+the+death+I+always+prayed+for:+the+death+of+a+soldier+fighting+for+the+rights+of+man%22&source=bl&ots=-93hJzoCYU&sig=tAag8ObQI-ZjiII56viczov02wM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=VlYVVcuJI4KmNsazgYgL&ved=0CCUQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=%22I%20thank%20you%20sir%20for%20your%20generous%20sympathy%2C%20but%20I%20die%20the%20death%20I%20always%20prayed%20for%3A%20the%20death%20of%20a%20soldier%20fighting%20for%20the%20rights%20of%20man%22&f=false (1849), by Benjamin Franklin Ells, The Western Miscellany, Volume 1, p. 233.