“That driving incident, I did it with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I drive. We're country.”

“I did my civic duty. Haha I'm driving a Civic! Whoa!”

“My dad used to say that living with regrets was like driving a car that only moved in reverse.”

“No one yet has learned to drive a locomotive sitting in his study.”

“If you weren't driving, I'd kiss you senseless," I tell him.
He swerves to the side of the road and stops the car abruptly.
"Not driving any more.”

“My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.”

“I pull you close but when we kiss I can feel a doubt.
I remember back when we started,
My kisses used to turn you inside out.
I used to drive you to work in the morning;
Friday night I'd drive you all around.
You used to love to drive me wild,
But lately girl you get your kicks from just driving me down.”

“I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.”

“When I drive myself, my light is found.”

“But you know, my mom having to go to the hospital seven times… like passed out because of pain… I wouldn't come home and sit with my family and be with my dad - I'd call someone up and… I'd go and get obliterated drunk and I'd go, like, on two-week benders.”