“Oh sir! I must not tell my age.
They say women and music should never be dated.”
She Stoops to Conquer (1771), Act III
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Irish physician and writer 1728–1774Related quotes

Source: Don Quixote de la Mancha (1605–1615), Part I, Book IV, Ch. 5.
“Kind sir, if the truth I must tell,
At the sign of Basin of Water I dwell.”
(said by Princess Catskin).
English Fairy Tales (1890), Preface to English Fairy Tales, Catskin

Writing about Gregorius Richter, chief pastor of Görlitz, who had condemned his writings (2 April 1624), as quoted in Concerning the Three Principles of the Divine Essence (1910), edited by Paul Deussen, Introduction
Context: I must tell you, sir, that yesterday the pharisaical devil was let loose, cursed me and my little book, and condemned the book to the fire. He charged me with shocking vices; with being a scorner of both Church and Sacraments, and with getting drunk daily on brandy, wine, and beer; all of which is untrue; while he himself is a drunken man.

Variant: Science tells me God must exist.
My mind tells me I'll never understand God.
My heart tells me I'm not meant to.
[Vittoria Vetra]
Source: Angels & Demons

“I always play women I would date.”