“(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.”
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 88
“(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.”
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108
When asked, "What would constitute 'complete happiness' to Doug Stanhope (you)?" Doug Stanhope interview http://markprindle.com/stanhope-i.htm, MarkPrindle.com, 2007
Miscellaneous
“You can have your cake and eat it, too.”
Song lyrics, Nashville Skyline (1969), Lay Lady Lay
Source: The Economic Illusion (1984), Chapter 1, Equality and Efficiency, p. 14
“5881. You can't eat your Cake, and have it too.”
Compare Poor Richard's Almanack (1744) : The same man cannot be both Friend and Flatterer.
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727), Gnomologia (1732)
Variant: 2592. I can't be your Friend, and your Flatterer too.
“Why have a cake if I can't eat it?”
Rewards of Passion (Sheer Poetry) (1981)
“(Sylvia) You almost never see a real lady popping out of a cake.”
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 30
“You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; 48 and store 's no sore.”
Source: Don Quixote de la Mancha (1605–1615), Part II (1615), Book III, Ch. 43.
“Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?”
The Size, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)