“My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man… People on the 14th Floor, you know what floor you're really on. "What room are you in?" "1401". "No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die earlier!".”
Mitch All Together (2003)
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“You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.”
As quoted by [Agony and Excesses of Stardom, Doug, Hill, Jeff, Weingrad, San Francisco Chronicle, March 4, 1986, 16]
“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
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