Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
Source: Ask the Dust (1939), Chapter One
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
“You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.”
Dan Aykroyd (1952) Canadian film actor
As quoted by [Agony and Excesses of Stardom, Doug, Hill, Jeff, Weingrad, San Francisco Chronicle, March 4, 1986, 16]
Joe Orton (1933–1967) English playwright and author
Loot (1965), Act I
Omar Khayyám (1048–1131) Persian poet, philosopher, mathematician, and astronomer
The Rubaiyat (1120)
M. C. Escher (1898–1972) Dutch graphic artist
Variant translations: Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
I can't keep from fooling around with our irrefutable certainties. It is, for example, a pleasure knowingly to mix up two and three dimensionalities, flat and spatial, and to make fun of gravity.
1950's, On Being a Graphic Artist', 1953
Context: In my prints I try to show that we live in a beautiful and orderly world and not in a chaos without norms, as we sometimes seem to. My subjects are also often playful. I cannot help mocking all our unwavering certainties. It is, for example, great fun deliberately to confuse two and three dimensions, the plane and space, or to poke fun at gravity. Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and have it?
Tina Connolly American writer
Source: Ironskin (2012), Chapter 3, “Sequins and Bluepacks” (p. 43)
“The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.”
Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian
Charleston Gazette interview http://jon.happyjoyfun.net/tran/1999/99_0109charl.html, January 9, 1999