Thomas Paine (1737–1809) English and American political activist
The Crisis No. II.
1770s, The American Crisis (1776–1783)
Quoted by Mark Bonham Carter in his Introduction to the 1962 edition of The Autobiography of Margot Asquith (London: Eyre & Spottiswoode, 1962) p. xxxv.
Thomas Paine (1737–1809) English and American political activist
The Crisis No. II.
1770s, The American Crisis (1776–1783)
“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian
Norodom Ranariddh (1944) Cambodian politician
by Norodom Sihanouk in 1996
[Jason Barber, http://www.phnompenhpost.com/national/royal-trumps-table-aces-sleeve, Royal trumps on the table, aces up the sleeve, 22 March 1996, 29 August 2015, Phnom Penh Post]
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
George Müller (1805–1898) German-English clergyman
George Müller of Bristol: His Life of Prayer and Faith by A. T. Pierson. http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=novfn7wsmbAC&pg=PA367&lpg=PA367&dq=died+to+the+approval+or+blame+even+of+my+brethren+and+friends&source=web&ots=ZrwX2LG7QT&sig=LRgQD69A9HkqHIdOPhTQfmXKXDE&hl=en
Charles Mackay (1814–1889) British writer
"Differences" in The Collected Songs of Charles Mackay (1859).