“Watching this video is like being bukkaked with stupid.”

“I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.”

“Florida looks like a gigantic penis! Doesn't it? Have you ever googled it? It looks like a gigantic peener! About to shoot a load of freedom all over Cuba. A bukkake of choices and ideas.”

“That’s the best thing about being dead. It’s like being stupid. It’s only painful for others.”

“You know in sixth grade, when they made all of us girls go into this other room and watch a video about getting our periods and stuff? I bet while we were gone, the boys were watching a video about how to look at each other in that infuriating way.”

“He liked fishing and seemed to take pride in being able to like such a stupid occupation.”

“Oh, have you seen Beavis and Butt-Head when they watch one of our videos and Beavis goes: 'These guys sound just like the Chili Peppers?' As if I haven't heard that one before!”

“Sometimes, watching a movie is a bit like being raped.”

“There’s always a story in everything, many people don’t see the small details of every story. I like collecting as much information in the video and be able to spark emotion and thinking when watching what I’ve captured.”

“Being at sea is like watching the whole world in high-definition.”