“Try explaining Hitler to a kid.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.”

“Hey Baby.
Baby? You're kidding me, right?
I was trying it out. No?
No.”

“Papa always explained to me that there is no such thing as a kids’ game. That there are only games with which kids are learning the facts of life, but it’s the parents that are so tapados—so blind and constipated that they can’t see what these games are really all about.”

“People who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree.”

“[Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.”

“Don’t bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everything as intensely as you can and keep whatever you felt as a gift from God. The best way to destroy the bridge between the visible and invisible is by trying to explain your emotions.”

“I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids…Because as soon as you have a kid, you know for sure that you're going to die. When you have a kid, you see your own gravestone.”

“The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands; we should only spoil it by trying to explain it.”