“The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!”

“The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.”

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”

“Hope is the lies we tell ourselves about the future.”

“Some live lies who won’t tell them; some tell lies who won’t live them.”

“Of all the bright cruel lies they tell you, the crudest is the one called love.”

“Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.”

“One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.”

“The difference between a novelist and a historian is this: that the former tells lies deliberately and for the fun of it; the historian tells lies in his simplicity and imagines he is telling the truth.”

“Dandelions don't tell no lies…”