

“If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.”
Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)
Source: Un Lun Dun (2007), Chapter 3, “The Visiting Smoke” (p. 11)
“If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.”
Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)
Source: Rick Kogan. " Belushis: Funny is in their bones: Jim, son Robert and stand-up Kyle Lane team up to create intimate Comedy Bar on Ontario Street http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-10-26/entertainment/ct-ae-1028-kogan-sidewalks-20121026_1_stand-up-comedy-improv-funny-guyThe," in: The Chicago Tribune, October 26, 2012.
“Who needs an umbrella in the rain?" she said, and stepped into the car.”
Source: Royal Blood
Times obituary, 8 Feb 2010 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/obituaries/article7018290.ece
I was most upset with the way people were talking about my dad: Shraddha via The Times of India (April 21, 2013) http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news-interviews/I-was-most-upset-with-the-way-people-were-talking-about-my-dad-Shraddha/articleshow/19649087.cms
Source: "Woman in Europe" (1927), P. 236
“My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?”
Source: Ken Dodd: 17 of his funniest one-liners, BBC News, 12 March 2018, 12 March 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43370741,