“Men and women aren't really dogs: they only look like it and behave like it. Somewhere inside there is a great chagrin and a gnawing discontent.”

“it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.”

“Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.”

“Aren't we living in a world where heedless men only desire decapitated women?”

“But it would be enough that, when riding beasts, they behave like men and not like beasts.”

“… some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

“The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.”

“Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.”

“Nowadays, men are acting like women and women like men. Thus, the rise in female presidents in the world.”

“Women keep men cool. The hotter the chick the cooler the guy … that sounds like a really bad rap line! ”