“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“When my mother gets a prompt 'Do you want to download this?' she's going to say yes. It's disingenuous for Microsoft to give you all of these tools [in Internet Explorer] with which to hang yourself, and when you do, then say it's your fault.”

“You asked me to go out with you. I know you probably changed your mind. But you should know, the answer was yes. It's always been yes when it comes to you.”

“Asking for advice on important matter, simply means that you don't want to do it in the first place.”

“You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.”

“It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.”

“It doesn't matter, anyway, why you like me. Just that you do.”

“You just have to go after what you want and if it doesn't want you back then so be it; it doesn't deserve you anyways.”

“Serenity is when you get above all this, when it doesn't matter what they think, say or want, but when you do as you are, and see God and Devil as one.”

“My mother told me… if you're going to get anywhere, you're going to have to do it yourself, because no one is going to do it for you.”