“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”

“Things are only boring if you are boring.”

“People have curious attitudes about nudity just as they have about sex. Nudity and sex are the most commonplace things in the world. Yet people often act as if they were things that only existed on Mars.”

“And that these directories and yearbooks constituted the most valuable and moving library you could imagine, as their pages listed people, things, vanished worlds, to which they alone bore witness.”

“It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”

“Most people are boring and stupid.”

“The Premier League is in danger of becoming one of the most boring, but great, leagues in the world.”

“People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.”

“It is true that success is the most boring thing, it is tinny and brittle, failure runs deeper. Success is dangerous. I have a very complicated relationship with that word.”

“I like boring things.”