“And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!”

“This is just a stopping-off point for me but I'll be stopping long enough to make it worth my while finding what people call 'someone to love.”

“The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.”

“There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.”

“If a lady dislike a man with a beard, eavesdropping men will react by shaving off their beards. This, however, will result in them resembling women.”

“Darling, would you like to grow a beard?'
'Would you like me to?'
'It might be fun. I'd like to see you with a beard.'
'All right. I'll grow one. I'll start now this minute. It's a good idea. It will give me something to do.”

“Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.”

“Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes. Shake it off. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin'. We are going to press on. We have work to do.”

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“My dear fellow, who will let you?"
"That's not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”