“I can't beat you, I can't join you.”

“If you can't beat me, join me”

“The advantage of beating a mute is he can't tell on you.”

“There are 3 reasons for why you can't beat me. First, I'm better looking than you are. Second, your blows are too light. And third, there's nothing in the world I can't tear up.”

“You can't beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.”

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

“You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.”

“You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.”

“She is one of the most talented people that ever lived. I mean, either in stand-up comedy, or acting, or whatever you want, you can't beat Madeline Kahn.”

“You walked in on the sly
Scopin' for love
In the crowd, I caught your eye
You can't hide your stuff.You came to catch
You thought I'd be naive and tame
You met your match
I beat you at your own game.”