“I doona need drugs. I am naturally a mean bastard.”

“I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.”

“As for me, I am mean: that means that I need the suffering of others to exist. A flame. A flame in their hearts. When I am all alone, I am extinguished.”

“Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.”

“Neither am I the means to any end others may wish to accomplish. I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a bandage for their wounds, I am not a sacrifice on their altars.”

“I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard.”

“That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.”

“So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs.”

“Books are a hard-bound drug with no danger of an overdose. I am the happy victim of books.”

“I don't want you get an idea I experiment with drugs, cause I don't. I am into full-scale research.”