“You're buying years of work, toil in the sun; you're buying a sorrow that can't talk.”

“I--buy, and I sell."
"You're a thief.”

“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”

“Well, if there's no 'war' that begins, but you say 'war begins', no one's going to buy your newspaper the next day because they'll be on to the fact that you don't know what you're talking about.”

“You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.”

“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”

“You can't buy happiness”

“Money can't buy poverty.”

“You can't speak, you can't sleep,
You daren't move, you're confused.
You never talk, you can't walk
You can't feel, you're not real…”

“Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.”