„A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.“

—  Mark Twain

According to R. Ken Rasmussen in The Quotable Mark Twain (1998), this is most probably not Twain's.
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romancier, journaliste et humoriste américain 1835 - 1910

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„Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.“

—  Satchel Paige American baseball player and coach; Negro Leagues 1906 - 1982

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„if you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.“

—  Adolf Hitler Führer and Reich Chancellor of Germany, Leader of the Nazi Party 1889 - 1945

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„You can still die when the sun is shining.“

—  James Joyce, livre Portrait de l'artiste en jeune homme

Source: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

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„The sun will shine in my back door one day..“

—  Jerry Garcia American musician and member of the Grateful Dead 1942 - 1995

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„Thank you for the sun / The one that shines on everyone / Who feels love.“

—  Noel Gallagher British musician 1967

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„If farming were to be organised like the stock market, a farmer would sell his farm in the morning when it was raining, only to buy it back in the afternoon when the sun came out.“

—  John Maynard Keynes British economist 1883 - 1946

Attributed by [Will, Hutton, http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/02/economics-economy-john-keynes, Will the real Keynes stand up, not this sad caricature?, Guardian, November 2, 2008, 2009-02-05]
Actual quote: "the Stock Exchange revalues many investments every day and the revaluations give a frequent opportunity to the individual (though not to the community as a whole) to revise his commitments. It is as though a farmer, having tapped his barometer after breakfast, could decide to remove his capital from the farming business between 10 and 11 in the morning and reconsider whether he should return to it later in the week."
The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money (1935), Ch. 12 http://www.marxists.org/reference/subject/economics/keynes/general-theory/ch12.htm
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„The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining“

—  John F. Kennedy 35th president of the United States of America 1917 - 1963

by filling three basic gaps in our anti-recession protection.
1962, Second State of the Union Address

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