“This being-nice crap was for the
birds.”
Kerrelyn Sparks (1955) American writer
Source: The Undead Next Door
“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
Source: The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
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