“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

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