“I don't do drugs. I'm drugs.”

“Don't do drugs.”

“I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.”

“Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school.”

“You know, this war on drugs is funded by tobacco and alcohol commissions.
It's not what drugs you're strung out on they care about so much as whose.
People still dig drugs. I mean, y'all do, anyway. I'm over it.”

“Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.”

“Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs… my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C…M…Punk.”

“I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone because it'll ruin my image.”

“I was on a talk show recently, and the host asked me, "What do you think about the dope problem?" I said, "Definitely, I feel we have too many dopes." No question about it. That's why we have a drug problem, I feel; it's because everyone has access to drugs… it's all those DRUG stores, right? Every three or four blocks, there's a big sign: "DRUGS", "Open All Night – DRUGS", "We Deliver – DRUGS", "Cut-rate DRUGS"… it's the biggest thing on their sign: "Cosmetics – Sundries – DRUGS".”

“I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.”