“I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.”

“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time… Its Free!”

Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just… well,, that's all.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

“I'm just trying to lead my own fucking life if I can manage to find it in all this confusion.”

Erica Jong book Fear of Flying

“Well I'm trying to think what I put in… I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer

“Why is everything so confusing? Maybe I'm just out of my mind. Won't you, take me by the hand? Take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are, but I? I'm with you, I'm with you.”

Avril Lavigne (1984) Canadian singer-songwriter and actress

“Sometimes I'm so devious I confuse myself.”

John Flanagan (1873–1938) Irish-American hammer thrower

“Yes, well I had all my serious illnesses in late middle age. And now I'm just stuck, I'm afraid.”

V.S. Pritchett (1900–1997) British writer and critic

“I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.”

Jaclyn Moriarty (1968) Australian writer

“I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here."
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"Absolutely.”

Ned Vizzini book It's Kind of a Funny Story