“Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.”

“In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”

“If you're going to do something stupid—and we all do—it might as well be a brave and foolish thing.”

“If you're going to do a thing, you should do it thoroughly. If you're going to be a Christian, you may as well be a Catholic.”

“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”

“If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?”

“Wake up in the morning, now you doing the impossible Find out what's important, now you're feeling philosophical When I die, I'll pack my bags, move somewhere more affordable Isn't life horrible? I think that life is horrible”

“If you're not working, you might as well be dead.”

“well i think its quite obvious that if you're going to rely on something to carry your wishes, you might as well know where exactly it has come from and where it intends on going”

“If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance.”