Woody Allen citations

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“Le sexe est la chose la plus amusante que vous puissiez avoir sans même rire.”

“La confiance est ce que vous avez avant de comprendre le problème, et après l'avoir résolu.”

“Huit pour cent du succès se manifeste.”

“Si vous n'échouez pas de temps en temps, c'est un signe que vous ne faites rien de ouf”

“Dieu est silencieux. Maintenant, si seulement l'homme se taisait. Pour devenir dieu?”

“Faire son chemin dans la vie n'est pas simple et tout ce qui peut marcher sans nuire à autrui est une bonne chose”

“[…] si j'étais un homme d'État grec, je ne ferais jamais confiance aux Troyens. As-tu remarqué qu'ils ne prennent jamais de vacances?”

“Je suis ouvert d'esprit sur le sexe je ne suis pas irréprochable. Pour tout dire, je suis au delà des reproches, de que je veux dire. Si j'étais pris demain dans une partouze avec douze petites-filles, les gens penseraient, oui, j'ai toujours su ça de lui. Rien de ce que je pourrais dévoiler ne surprendrait qui que ce soit … Je reconnais tout.”

“Non seulement la vie est horrible, mais en plus elle est courte.”

“Du côté positif, mourir est une des rares choses que l'on puisse faire aussi bien couché que debout.”

“Selon moi, le cinéma a eu deux artistes fondamentaux : Orson Welles et Stanley Kubrick.”

“Non seulement Dieu n'existe pas, mais essayez d'avoir un plombier pendant le week-end!”

“Je ne connais pas la question, mais le sexe est définitivement la réponse.
Une obsession je crois”

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.”

“The wicked at heart probably know something.”

“I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”

“Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!”

“Living is messy.”

“Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?
It'll be a year come April 20th.
I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday”

“We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices…”

“My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

“Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.”

“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”

“Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”

“Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.”

“This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?”

“Eternal nothingness is O. K. if you're dressed for it.”

“It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.”

“You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.”

“I read in self-defense.”

“You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life”

“The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.”

“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it… I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.”

“In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.”

“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”

“I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.”