Ze Frank Quotes

Ze Frank is an American online performance artist, composer, humorist and public speaker based in Los Angeles. He is currently the chief of research and development for BuzzFeed.

✵ 31. March 1972
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Famous Ze Frank Quotes

“The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-15-06
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“Shock 'n' Awe. We bring the BoomWow.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-15-06
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“Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were.”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/04/040506.html
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“Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-05-06
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“Look! A see-through wall of glass!”

http://www.zefrank.com/thewiki/the_show:_05-05-06
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Ze Frank Quotes about thinking

“Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.”

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“This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to.”

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Ze Frank Quotes

“Generalized statements … which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism.”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/08/081006.html
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“Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck.”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
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“[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/060206.html
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“Are the new viewers gone yet?”

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“Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?!”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
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“Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chicka quack quack.”

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“Okay, roll-call, no talking. Benny, Marc; Ethel, Shakina, nice shoes. Bobo twins, anyone seen the Bobo twins? Those Bobo twins.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_05-30-06
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