Zach Galifianakis: Likeness

Zach Galifianakis is American actor and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Zach Galifianakis: 50 quotes1 like

“I like to stump Google. The other day I Google'd "how many Mexicans live in North Korea"…. Google didn't know. I also Google'd "how many candles does Dave Navarro own?"…14,000.”

Zach Galifianakis

Saturday Night Live (May 4, 2013)

“When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.”

Zach Galifianakis

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron…and a lot like Patrick Ewing.”

Zach Galifianakis

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

“Sometimes I order a beet salad, so when the waiter comes and lays down my salad I can say "thanks for laying down those funky beets". It's an expensive joke because I don't even like beets.”

Zach Galifianakis

Saturday Night Live (May 4, 2013)

“I once played charades with a couple that was deaf….. they were amazing. I mean, none of this sounds like business.”

Zach Galifianakis

Saturday Night Live (May 4, 2013)