“I want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People.”Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood. Over there, they call it Ask body spray. If you don't get that joke, then you're not racist.”Zach Galifianakis Saturday Night Live (March 12, 2011)