W.C. Fields: Funny quotes

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W.C. Fields: 94 quotes 10 likes

W.C. Fields quote: “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money”

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money”

W.C. Fields

Money , Funny

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

W.C. Fields

Hate , Funny

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”

W.C. Fields

Success , Fools , Funny

“I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food.”

W.C. Fields

Funny , Food , Wine , Cooking

“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”

W.C. Fields

Funny , Thinking

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”

W.C. Fields

Source: W.C. Fields by Himself

Funny