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“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.”

Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
Variant: 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”

My Little Chickadee (1940)

“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”

“There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.”

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”