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“On Matthew McConaughey: "He was always taking his shirt off, he's like "Yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot." We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong… He doesn't smell great, no."”

Tina Fey

On SNL Guest Hosts

“Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones made history and became the first person ever to get married.”

Tina Fey

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04eupdate.phtml

History , Star , Personality

“Despite explosive violence in the West Bank this week, negotiators remain hopeful that a U. S.-sponsored summit could end the conflict. Israeli and Palestinian officials say they are eager to sign an agreement so they can dip it in gasoline, light it on fire and throw it at each other.”

Tina Fey

citation needed

Hope , Light

“This is, uh, from "RedSoxGirl02," um, so that person is four years old, I guess, 'cause their thing is "02."”

Tina Fey

"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

Personality

“"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?"
[pause]
The baby starts to come down… and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it.”

Tina Fey

"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

Baby

“Bill Clinton's brother Roger was arrested this week for drunk driving in California and then was thrown out of a restaurant after threatening the doorman. Despite all this, Roger Clinton is still the least embarrassing member of his family.”

Tina Fey

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00mupdate.phtml

Family

“On 30 Rock and Studio 60 and the Sunset Strip airing in the same year: "We’ll probably end up doing a terrible crossover, where the Matthew Perry character on the drama rapes my character on the comedy—and then the ‘Law & Order’ team solves the crime."”

Tina Fey

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/04/24/060424ta_talk_friend
On 30 Rock

Law

“They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin, and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of 30 Rock.”

Tina Fey

Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy."
"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

“So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor?”

Tina Fey

I'm gonna say "greatest actor"; Greatest...living...American...actor...in...the Baldwin family...by a mile.
"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

“Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards?”

Tina Fey

Um, I don't know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a thousand fake posts a week, mostly, uh, saying that I'm really good and that no else is as good as me. So, I hope they listen to that because I'm trying to get a raise.
"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website