“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”Terry Pratchett book Carpe JugulumSource: Carpe Jugulum
“People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.”Terry Pratchett book MortSource: Mort
“It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.”Terry Pratchett book SourcerySource: Sourcery
“If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.”Terry Pratchett book SnuffSource: Snuff
“You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage. Besides you don't build a better world by choppin' heads off and giving decent girls away to frogs.”Terry Pratchett book Witches AbroadSource: Witches Abroad (1991)
“… people didn't seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colorful, if you liked the color of blood.”Terry Pratchett book Lords and LadiesSource: Lords and Ladies
“… William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.”Terry Pratchett book The TruthSource: The Truth
“Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.”Terry Pratchett
“Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.”Terry Pratchett book Night WatchSource: Night Watch
“Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.”Terry Pratchett book Men at ArmsSource: Men at Arms
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”Terry Pratchett book Guards! Guards!Source: Guards! Guards!
“That's one form of magic, of course.""What, just knowing things?""Knowing things that other people don't know.”Terry Pratchett book Equal RitesSource: Equal Rites
“Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.”Terry Pratchett book MortSource: Mort
“People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.”Terry Pratchett book Making MoneySource: Making Money
“Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.”Terry Pratchett book SourcerySource: Sourcery
“It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.”Terry Pratchett book Monstrous RegimentSource: Monstrous Regiment
“Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?""Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.”Terry Pratchett book JingoSource: Jingo
“You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem.”Terry Pratchett book Monstrous RegimentSource: Monstrous Regiment
“You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?”Terry Pratchett book The Fifth ElephantSource: The Fifth Elephant
“Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It's the other way around.”Terry Pratchett book Wyrd SistersSource: Wyrd Sisters