Terry Pratchett: Trending quotes (page 6)

“Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!”

“Them as can do, has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.”

“The thing about stories is you have to pick the ones that last.”

“Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!”

“Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.”

“Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.”

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”

“There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.”

“All things are defined by names. Change the name, and you change the thing.”

“God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice.
"Whoopee", said Crowley.”

“The dwarfs can turn lead into gold…
It reached the pointy ears of the dwarfs.
-Can we?
-Damned if I know. I can't.
-Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could.
-Can you?
-No!
-Ah-ha!”

“Don't, Miss Tick had said. things.”

“Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.”

“There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.”

“Oh, well… up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.”

“Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off.”

“The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.”

“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines.”

“We cannae just rush in, ye ken."
"Point o' order, Big Man. Yejust rush in. Wejust rush in."
"Aye, Big Yan, point well made. But ye gotta knowye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.”