Terry Pratchett: Trending quotes (page 20)

“Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead”

“You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.”

“Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.”

“You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?”

“… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.”

“It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed."
"That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.”

“The girls were expected to grow up to be somebody's wife. They were also expected to read and write, those being considered soft indoor jobs that were too fiddly for the boys.”

“Lessee… he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.”

“What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir?”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“Once you gave a thing a name, you gave it life.”

“WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?

The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.

Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.”

“but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?”

“I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.”

“Do you know how wizards like to be buried?"
"Yes!"
"Well, how?"
Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
"Reluctantly.”

“Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.”

“Even in a dream, even at a posh ball, the Nac Mac Feegle knew how to behave. You charged in madly, and you screamed… politely. pommes frites”

“Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they've lost?”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”