S.J. Perelman Quotes

Sidney Joseph "S.J." Perelman was an American humorist and screenwriter. He is best known for his humorous short pieces written over many years for The New Yorker. He also wrote for several other magazines, including Judge, as well as books, scripts, and screenplays. Perelman received an Academy Award for screenwriting in 1956.



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✵ 1. February 1904 – 17. October 1979
S.J. Perelman: 15   quotes 1   like

Famous S.J. Perelman Quotes

“I guess I’m just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation’s laws.”

"Captain Future, Block That Kick!," The New Yorker (20 January 1940) p. 23 http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1940/01/20/captain-future-block-that-kick
Published in book form under the same title in The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 71

“Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.”

The Rising Gorge (1961) p. 183

“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

Groucho Marx on Perelman’s Dawn Ginsbergh’s Revenge (1928), quoted in Dorothy Herrmann S. J. Perelman: A Life (1986) p. 61.
Criticism

“I have Bright's disease and he has mine.”

A patient confronts his doctor, in a cartoon printed in Judge magazine (November 16, 1929)

S.J. Perelman Quotes

“The main obligation is to amuse yourself.”

As quoted in I Seem to be a Verb (Bantam Books, 1970), p. 62

“Before they made S J Perelman they broke the mold.”

The Best of S. J. Perelman, Introduction

“Oh, son, I wish you hadn’t become a scenario writer!”

she sniffled.
"Aw, now, Moms," I comforted her, "it’s no worse than playing the piano in a call house."
"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 45

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