Rodney Dangerfield: Kid

Rodney Dangerfield was American actor and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on kid.
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“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

Variant: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

“When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 9

“When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me… and no one showed up.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 10

“I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 21

“I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 17

“I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 14