Robin Williams: Likeness

Robin Williams was American actor and stand-up comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
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“I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators."”

Robin Williams

Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH7crqRvhhc

Science

“Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.”

Robin Williams

Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977)
Context: I would like to do Shakespeare's only unknown piece, That's the Way I Lick It... It's a bleak night my Lord. Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.... Anon, post-haste, let's get a larger crowd in here. Free Cocaine! There's no luck. Does anyone have drugs to ease my pain? My Kingdom for a Quaalude! … It is the end! I must go, for I cannot come here, and yet, it has been brief, 'tis over, and the lights do turn bright. <!-- You aren't going to help me are you?

“One of the fundamental things is in a jihad. That sounds like a country western term like, "Jiii-had!"”

Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

Country

“There was one guy that had an amazing claim to fame, in terms of drugs and sports. And his name was Dock Ellis. And Dock Ellis did an incredible thing. The one person who knows, thank you. Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD. Those of you who have taken LSD, tell the others how hard that might be. If I took LSD, I'd be talking to every blade of grass like "Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"”

Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

Guy , Sport , Grass , Personality

“[About the Swiss] The nice Germans, Yeah. Or as they like to say, the other white race. Now, I have only one question. How can you trust an army, how butch is an army that has a wine opener on its knife? "Many of you have never opened Chardonnay under fire! First, you pull the cork out, sniff it, say, 'Meat or fish?', and throw! (Military cadence) I don't know, but I've been told, Chardonnay must be served cold! Ja!"”

Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

Question , Fish , Wine

“Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.”

Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

Alcohol

“(On creating) And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."”

Robin Williams

Inside the Actors Studio (2001)

Thinking

“And if they legalize it, they're gonna have to regulate it and they're gonna have to put a warning on a box of joints. It's gonna have to say, "Surgeon General has determined this will make your music… awesome! Even Yanni. And if you think you liked cartoons before…"”

Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

Music , Thinking , Box

“These drugs have side effects that go on for fuckin' days, like tendency-to-grow-another-head, oh my God! When we were growing up we knew the side effects of the drugs we were taking. Cocaine, side effects were paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn; quaaludes, side effects were talking in tongues, English as a second language; marijuana, side effects were laughter, Frosted Flakes.”

Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

God , Laughter , Marijuana

“I'd like to start the show by showing you something I'm very proud of. You'll have to step back, though.”

Robin Williams

Reality...What a Concept (1979)

“I'd like to welcome you the AOPA. There's also aa-AOPA. If this is your first time flying a plane on alcohol, I'd like to welcome ya!”

Robin Williams

Inside the Actors Studio (2001)

Alcohol , Time , Flying

“Thank you. How-DY! Whoops, wrong opera house. How do you like the play, Mr. Lincoln? Duck!”

Robin Williams

A Night at the Met (1986)

Housing

“There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, "People: They're kinda like flowers and it's been a privilege walking in your garden."”

Robin Williams

My love goes with you.
Reality...What a Concept (1979)

Love , People , Flowers , Time