Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

Robert Lynn Asprin was an American science fiction and fantasy author and active fan, best known for his humorous MythAdventures and Phule's Company series. Wikipedia  

✵ 28. June 1946 – 22. May 2008   •   Other names Роберт Линн Асприн
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Famous Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

“You know,” Malcolm remarked to no one in particular, “I’d say that chap doesn’t enjoy time travel.”

Source: The House that Jack Built (2001), Chapter 12 (p. 295)

“Fools have a way of discovering…that the laws of time travel, like the laws of physics, have no pity and no remorse.”

Source: Ripping Time (2000), Chapter 4 (p. 98; ellipses indicate a minor elision of description)

Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes about life

“He’ll get a life sentence for the illegal trafficking alone and probably a death sentence for the people he killed along the way.”

He sighed slightly. “I always did fancy happy endings.”
Source: Wagers of Sin (1996), Chapter 21 (p. 430)

Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

“Careless is stupid, he snarled at himself, and stupid can be fatal.”

Source: The House that Jack Built (2001), Chapter 19 (p. 455)

“Playing God was a sweetly addictive game.”

Source: Ripping Time (2000), Chapter 14 (p. 431)

“The more chaotic the world, the greater the need for ritual.”

Source: Wagers of Sin (1996), Chapter 7 (p. 156)

“The more I learn about history, the more savage I find it was.”

Source: Wagers of Sin (1996), Chapter 19 (p. 372)

“Are you out of your mind? No, you have to be in possession of a mind, first, to be out of it.”

Source: The House that Jack Built (2001), Chapter 4 (p. 85)

“Education,” he smiled, “is never a waste of time.”

Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 9 (p. 175)

“Skeeter thought dark, vile thoughts at bureaus and the bureauc-rats that ran ’em.”

Source: Wagers of Sin (1996), Chapter 1 (p. 11)

““Hi, Sven.”
“Hi, yourself. The answer’s no.””

Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 7 (p. 111)

“It is jihad, Mr. Morgan, a particularly virulent, fundamentalist form of hatred.”

Source: Ripping Time (2000), Chapter 3 (p. 75)

“A brave man is one who admits his fear. Only a fool believes himself invincible.”

Source: Ripping Time (2000), Chapter 10 (p. 300)

“Once again, Caddrick had failed to use the few brains God had given him.”

Source: Ripping Time (2000), Chapter 14 (p. 441)

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