“Behold the E4 Udderbelly! An Edinburgh Festival venue that's a ruddy inflatable cow!”Patrick Allen E4, E4 Udderbelly
“In 1885 we invented music television. We just didn't bother telling anybody.”Patrick Allen E4, E4 Music Trails
“Paris squashed against Britney in your gaff”Patrick Allen E4, The Simple Life'/'Britney & Kevin: Chaotic' Trail
“He's the popular high school jock. She's the geek nobody can be bothered to speak to. You'll never guess what happens next! Well…you probably will.”Patrick Allen E4, She's All That' Trail
